My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and

corporate it and people say to me all the time, but Gail you're not a real

doctor and I say to them, oh yeah well I graduated with the PhD in religious

studies at Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's this

for real? I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on the

market. Diet's a lots of pan. But can something so good be legal you ask? Hey, you

ask a lot of questions. Of course it's legal and I should know I'm not only a

doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries and corporate it. I'm also

the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island.

T-B-T-L!

That's it! The radio! I'll go in the most popular program of the day. I assume

that still done McNeil in his breakfast club. Like I asked people, what's in

your muffin? Huh? How about me? What did you ask me anybody? Anybody asked me?

What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two dirt bags

ever mess with me again I'll take this to the next level. You don't do 22 episodes

of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine Abobbit without learning a few things. Dude you are

the best. You're often dude you are God get to the airways. What have you got to

say for yourselves? It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin!

Are you ready Theo? It's something about the soul of a cat. Let's do this. Welcome

everybody to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be

too beautiful to live. They don't have the moves or the muscle but they've got the

brains. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you today from the

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