Then I came to Verdean four years ago.

I like the people, but sometimes the company makes me feel so small and unimportant.

Oh man, I can totally relate to that.

I used to steal cream or out of the coffee room. I didn't even use it.

I just wanted to stand up for myself and say, hey, I'm here. You don't control everything I do.

That is awesome. I totally get that. I have my own little way of acting out.

Really? What is it?

No, you're going to think it's strange.

Come on, I told you my thing.

All right. Twice a week after work.

I put on a totally realistic bear costume and hang out in the park.

You what now?

Yeah, it makes me feel powerful. Mighty.

I don't scare anyone.

I sit in the bushes, rude around for berries.

Once I've pushed on a camper, you know, bear kind of stuff.

I think that's great.

TVTL!

Warning. Do not confuse any lightheartedness in the following video

with a glib attitude toward the problem at hand.

Do you eat chocolate? Yes.

Do you drink soda? Yes.

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