Episode 258: Kluber and Voit Out Months, What the Hell Happened?
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Fresh off his no-hitter, Corey Kluber is headed to the IL for months. Luke Voit follows him after straining his oblique. At least the Knicks won a playoff game so we start the show with that. Otherwise we’re trying to spin zone the injuries. Get ready for a lot of Mike King, Deivi, Ford, Andujar, and maybe Gittens. Clint is showing signs of life which would be helpful and Stanton is ready to come off the IL on Friday. The injuries have arrived, let’s buckle up. Also, what is Tommy’s night out like these days and how does he plan to attack this summer!!! Outro Song: "Higher” (Via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the ending is a tie to the end. |
| 0:35.0 | There a cheater hits his final game with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There a cheater with fantasy because reality did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There are five ball hits to left. It's on the 20th. There it goes. |
| 0:50.0 | And the Yankees are going to the World Series. |
| 0:54.0 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is a Labor of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | Throw game over Yankees win. |
| 1:09.0 | So Yankees win. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, what's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch. |
| 1:26.0 | I am your host, Tubbs, alongside me. |
| 1:30.0 | On the other side of the laptop, Marty Moosh, Tommy Smokes, TJ on the ones and twos. |
| 1:34.0 | Not a pleasant episode. |
| 1:37.0 | This is just, it's obviously just no good news to talk about here. |
| 1:42.0 | Yankees, we're going to get into all the bad news. |
| 1:44.0 | It just keeps piling up one out there. |
| 1:46.0 | We're going to start with the nicks because they just won. |
| 1:49.0 | We're recording. You're going to hear this. |
| 1:51.0 | If you're listening to Wednesday night, but a next fucking one of playoff games. |
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