Listen, every day at around 2.30, my armpits get sweaty.

Okay.

And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question.

But one day I had to say, who cares?

I have swampy armpits, and I'm going to answer all the questions I want.

I'm swampy and I'm proud.

Tina, where are you going with this?

I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn't mean you have to be

embarrassed by it.

We all have our swampy pets.

Why swampy pets is swampy pets?

Have you tried dad's deodorant?

It's like military grade.

He gets it on the dark web.

T-B-T-E-L!

I'm a man of few words, but those words will count, and so are my actions.

You like are definitely...

You're the real thing that a lot of people say.

So, do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake, do you think you would

be, or you could, or you have a desire to?

If you feel uncomfortable at any time, give me the sign.

I keep loads of it, games, and I don't want to make a deal anymore.

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