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🗓️ 26 January 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. |
0:07.0 | That's when the cannonball is started. |
0:12.0 | What was that? |
0:16.0 | So I had a dream last night that Natalie and I were sitting on the bus |
0:20.0 | or middle watching Deadwood right now. We're rewatching it because it feels nicer |
0:25.0 | than what's happening in reality. Yeah, right on top five years late. |
0:29.0 | And I had a dream last night that Natalie and I were watching it and that the whole thing was |
0:34.0 | Al Swearenchin was sucking on this prostitute's breasts trying to get milk out of them. |
0:40.0 | And it kept her home and like can't get any milk out of these tips. |
0:44.0 | Were you hard when you woke up? That's what Natalie asked. |
0:47.0 | And I don't think so, but I wake up hard anyway. |
0:51.0 | Yeah, all right. Welcome to the last podcast on the left. |
0:53.0 | I'm Ben Kessel. That's Marcus Parks. |
0:55.0 | We already heard something we don't want to hear from Henry. |
0:59.0 | Never want to think about that ever again. I apologize for prompting it. |
1:02.0 | That's not all that different from Deadwood the show. |
1:05.0 | Yeah, that's what I mean. |
1:06.0 | I mean, yeah, I mean, there's a whole scene where he's getting a violent blowjob |
1:09.0 | from a woman he's he's making as Shakespearean soliloquy. |
1:13.0 | I think you were just watching Deadwood. |
1:15.0 | I was. |
1:16.0 | Yes, I just fell asleep while watching Deadwood. |
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