Episode 255 - Disney or Dat Knee?
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, and special guest, Jordan Willcox, discuss secrets that Disney doesn't want you to know. They also cover this week's Florida Man headlines and read jokes submitted by 3rd graders.
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| 0:00.0 | Starting, Florida Men on Florida Man. |
| 0:05.8 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.7 | That's where my heart is yearning ever, |
| 0:17.7 | home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:38.4 | Now, we've been Jordan Heavy, but this week it's Jordan Willcox. |
| 0:42.3 | Yes. |
| 0:43.0 | How are you, sir? |
| 0:44.2 | I'm so good. |
| 0:45.4 | It's always nice to be here, sitting middle seat. |
| 0:48.2 | Third seat, as someone would call it. |
| 0:49.8 | I'm the seventh man. |
| 0:51.5 | We call it the chief seat. |
| 0:52.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.9 | And with a name like Wilcox, |
| 0:54.6 | you probably got made fun of it. Right for people. Throwing up. Now, that's a throwback |
| 1:02.6 | joke. Uh, no. No. Actually, besides the teaser name. What did people tease you for? Well, |
| 1:09.2 | the thing that still lives in a scar that you can't see is when the girl in third grade looked at me and called me Fiona. Because my hair was just long enough to look like her and I was bigger than everyone else. And this girl was an absolute terror. Minniss. Redhead. If you're listening now, her name is Rihanna Mathis. |
| 1:29.0 | I don't know if she's changed her last name. |
| 1:30.9 | Probably not married. |
| 1:32.1 | She's going to have to say, this is the upsetting thing of my life when she looked at me and said, |
| 1:37.9 | you look like Fiona. |
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