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🗓️ 16 December 2022
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Are you a lesbian who’s realizing you’ve only clocked serious time on one penis? Author, storyteller, sex educator and playwright Allison Moon deeply prefers women - with one 6 1/2 inch cis-gendered bi-male exception. So one night at a kinky campout, Allison asks her partner / husband Reid and sexy baritone Brad to put on a guy-on-guy show - and she sees that not all cocks are created alike when it comes to pleasure. And you thought vulvas were complicated! #Tickling #Tweaking #Jerking #Gripping
Song: ‘Boyfriend’ (Dove Cameron)
About the Storyteller:
Allison Moon is the author of five books including the instant classic sex education guide Girl Sex 101 and the erotic memoir Bad Dyke. Her newest book is Getting It: A Guide to Hot, Healthy Hookups and Shame-Free Sex.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image. |
0:08.1 | Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go. |
0:11.9 | All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
0:19.2 | I am enormous get used to wait |
0:24.9 | everyone tells me I'm too much maybe it's just you're not enough for me can you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be. |
0:42.3 | Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. |
0:46.3 | Absolutely everyone can come inside. |
0:50.3 | If you're ever frightened, you're running hide. |
0:53.3 | My vagina is eight miles. |
0:57.7 | Why? |
1:02.7 | Why? |
1:04.8 | Hi there. |
1:06.0 | And welcome to the bawdy storytelling podcast. |
1:08.4 | I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Delator. |
1:12.8 | And this week, we have a story from author Alison Moon. How's your week going? Mine is going so much better this week thanks to you. |
1:21.6 | Whatever I said last week, y'all really responded to it. So I had a bunch of voice memos this week and is there anything |
1:29.1 | that makes me happier than a voice memo not much because i love to hear your voices and i had a |
1:35.8 | whole bunch of them and uh i discovered they were in my other email address uh so send them to body |
1:43.9 | storytelling at gmail if you can because that's the best |
1:47.5 | one. But I discovered that I had a few and I listened to three already this week. And I want to say |
1:53.7 | thank you to those people. They were so uplifting. It was so great to hear your voices. And I thought about putting them on the podcast |
2:03.6 | right here, but I was torn in that place. As I often say, I have imposter syndrome. Well, |
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