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Episode 254: Itchy Town

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jackie, Marcus & Henry goss about Rami Malek playing Freddie Mercury, Jackie's trip to DragCon and cheeky Dane Lars von Trier. Want even more hot goss? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/page7podcast Go to http://felixgrayglasses.com/page7 to try a pair of Felix Gray glasses today! Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Beach Bum, Deuces Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

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0:00.0

I don't like it. I have a question. Alright, so I was reading a thing on a post on Instagram

0:20.8

that was a picture from a post on Twitter. Okay. Is it true that when you cuff your

0:27.6

jeans you're a bisexual? Well, then bisexual me up. I'm also cuffed my jeans. I cuffed my

0:34.9

jeans too, but it's mostly because I don't like the hemmed look. I don't think I don't think

0:40.5

that that makes you bisexual. If they say that bisexuals cuff their jeans. Where did you see that?

0:45.7

On an Instagram post of a Twitter post. I cuff all my pants, but I'm also very short. Me too. I

0:52.6

got a 27-inch inseam. I have to cuff them unless I get them hemmed and I don't got the money or

0:57.7

the time or the inclination sometimes to sit and get every one of my jeans heads. You have a 27-inch

1:03.0

inseam? Yep. Mine's 21. Oh, you're right. Mine's 32. You fucking short bastard. Thank you.

1:12.7

We're gonna page seven, everybody. My name is Marcus Marks. I'm Jackie Zabrow.

1:17.3

I'm just enjoying us today. It's the beautiful, the wonderful permanent co-hosts.

1:22.2

Permanent co-hosts, Henry Zabrow's. My baby bump won't go down.

1:27.7

I'm so glad I'm not having a baby. I ain't no mommy. What's wrong with having a baby? You know what?

1:33.3

I can't wait to be fertile with child. I say let the pole live on the street and decrease the

1:38.6

surplus population. All right, screw it. No, that's not what I believe. And I'm still again. I hope

1:43.2

that Molly's doing well. She's doing great. Freddie's so cute. They're finally home.

1:48.3

Is he talking yet? Well, it is a girl. And it's a girl and she is two weeks old. Okay, when they

1:56.6

start talking. I think you got to wait a couple of yons. Full years? Yeah. When did they start

2:03.7

getting a job? About around five. Yeah, I thought I'm talking about putting them to work.

2:10.3

We should have a podcast called Baby Talk and it just babies. No, that's a perspective that

2:16.5

the LPN is missing is the baby's thoughts on current events. Yeah, any changing. But at the

2:25.0

same time, baby ball or buzzed boss baby was up for an Oscar this year. So who knows? Maybe we

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