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Hello, my name is Michelle Smith and I've been listening to your show for over a year

and I have promised myself several times that I would call you guys and leave you a message

and your show, I think it was the third day show, really sort of made me have a bit of a kick

in my butt to do it. You see, I am disabled and I live in Maine, I'm legally blind and I have autism

and so after you guys warned me about that mayor in Maine, I made sure to use my blindness

jazz piano playing powers and my autism brain man's computer hacking powers to get in contact

with every other person with disabilities because as everyone knows, we all know each other

and then we created a cripple tron basically and we went over to a thousand years ago,

but I thought you should know about that, because you're the new and you never heard from me.

Bye.

Hey guys, this is Shoe from Tripple from Polypropical Podcast,

you know, it was in the 250th degree. There's some bitches complaining about all these school districts,

you have two really incompatible religious factions and all you're gonna do is have strikes in

non-unity, mother fucker, you really understand what the hell you're talking about,

listen to Russia, back in the Soviet block days where they want a complete unity of thought and

actions for everybody, everybody's just saying everybody do their whole goddamn thing this way.

You know what you mean? You got two? You get more than that because if you've got more than just

the two, then everybody has to learn how to compromise. You have two? That's not of an opportunity

for the enemy all kinds of life. It's an opportunity for learning mother fucker. That's what a school is for.

What are all mother fuckers?

Hi, I'm Shoe from Com. I thought you guys might get a kick out of this story. I called you before.

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