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Right, that's a safe Thomas.

You were talking about being horny when you were 15 years old.

My mate, Tilly, he had a hole in his school trousers and he could bring himself off

without anyone noticing whilst sitting on the train.

So that's good.

Goryl.

Hi, Tom and Ciesel. This is Marie, calling from California.

I had to call in when you said that people who are against welfare often don't see themselves

in the same way when they need welfare.

My parents are exactly the same way.

They're hardcore, you know, Republicans.

They totally shame people who have to use welfare.

They think of them as like, you know, black people.

They're pretty terrible.

But when I was going to school, they encouraged me to like get food stamps or try to get federal aid.

And when I was like, well, wasn't that considered welfare?

Kind of just like fucking with them to see what they would say.

They were like, well, no, it's different because you're just like, you know, on your way to getting a career,

you're getting back on your feet.

Hey guys, this has been from Montana, Longtime Lister,

or at least it feels that way because it's been the last month and a half,

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