Episode 241: Danielle Florence v. An Ex

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Danielle Florence (comedian) joins the show for a Block Tale that is a first in the show's history. While having an ex be the subject of a block is not new, what IS new is that Danielle got broken up with and then HE requested SHE block him so that he wouldn't be tempted to look at her profile. It's a new level of odd! And this episode is our usual bit of oddness as we recorded it before the official status of the Oceangate sub was in, but we felt pretty confident discussing the eventual aftermath. Then, we debate whether or not ultimate frisbee is a bro/rich guy sport, we wonder whether or not Titanic was the first naked breast our parents gave us permission to see, and John tells a story of an infamous incident he was involved in at a pool party when he was a kid. Plus, we teach Danielle how to adjust her algo, a lot of blue check guys have some pitches for Kevin O'Leary, and the founder of Squidoo and Yoyodyne has some words of wisdom for those in business. If you want to get into business with us, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. We ended off last month with the first guest appearance from oft-requested hockey writer and podcaster Ryan Lambert, who joined us to talk about Stefan and John getting blocked by the same Vancouver sports radio guy. It was a great time, and so is all the other stuff we have for you, like an exclusive Discord, merch discounts, and much MORE! Support the boys and get a bunch of bonus stuff today. For your BP merch needs, check out merch.blockedparty.com. Danielle Florence is a comedian whose new podcast, "Soft For Us", is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Instagram at @_danielleflorence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call or text producer Dan at 7-78-288-9-25. Start the party, Dan. It's like to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling house like you fucked up. It's fire. Boom, bro. Mad pose. Sticking them's number flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on the line and get our ass to block
0:21.5	We don't follow the rules
0:22.7	Do whatever we want
0:23.9	It's far party. The podcast I go tweeted a duck. Block party. Block party. My missus are fun. Block party. Block party. I quote, we did a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is Block Party. This is episode number 241. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And with us is a great guest, a first time guest on the program, a very funny comedian, and one of the hosts of the brand new podcast, Soft for Us. Danielle.
1:11.9	Hello. Well, we had a really good. That was good. That was very synchronous. 241 episodes. Yeah. But you're usually, it's usually you're like a half second after me, but that was like, decided to change it up. We were dialed there. I've got good timing, I think. That was, I mean, that was like exactly. I got a little, I got a little tingly.
1:12.2	Of course.
1:12.9	That was really good.
1:13.5	Yeah.
1:11.8	Hi, exactly. I got a little, I got a little tingly.
1:28.0	Of course. That was really good, I think. Yeah. Hi, Danielle. It was good. We weren't even trying to do that either. No. It was effortless. I assume you do that every week. Yeah. I think you could describe my contribution to the show as effortless. I think that's accurate. That is actually very accurate.
1:28.0	But people usually say effortless. I think that's accurate. That is actually very accurate.
1:34.7	But people usually say effortless in a way of like, oh, like it looks good. Yeah, it looks good.
1:41.1	It's like you're doing something. You're so good at it. Yeah. But it looks effortless. Yeah. Like, oh, he made that amazing catch in the football game. It was effortless. But it looked effortless.
1:45.0	Whereas for you,
1:45.5	it's an insult.
1:46.8	Yeah.
1:47.1	It's like,
1:47.7	he's like putting like no effort into this at all. It's effortless. But I think you should lean into that. Yeah. Like I think you should just kind of lean into like, yeah, everything I do is kind of effortless.
1:58.7	I mean,
1:59.0	that's true.
1:59.5	People will think you're complimenting yourself
2:01.1	and your work.
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