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Oh, what's up? What's happened? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by

Barstool Sports. I'm your host up sitting alongside me in studio, Tommy Smilk's,

Thomas Kebelli, Marty Marsh, still in Chicago, actually live in the Chicago Barstool

Chicago office, which is basically just farmers and shirts at this point, and T.J.

on the ones and twos, Marty, are you alive? How are you doing?

I don't think people really understand what these working conditions, these people working.

It's two rooms that are smaller than a New York City apartment, and only one person can go through

the door at one time. You can't, you can't, like you got to close, open it, then close it,

then have someone else come. Well, it's actually crazy. To be fair, most doors do work that way.

Oh, no. Like you have to go through the door, then close it, and then someone could come in.

Like, you can't just go through, and come in. I thought you were saying like two people can't

walk through a door. You thought it's too each other, and I was going to say, I think most doors.

No, that's a legit, like, like Hubs said, I thought Dave was kidding, it's a farmers' insurance.

I was like, no, there's actually all-state and farmers' insurance people just working at their

door. Yeah, I thought he was just saying, oh, this looks like a farmers' insurance. No, no,

there's actually farmers' insurance. I thought he was saying that too. That's so specific.

Yeah, he must actually be.

Mushar breathing, it looks like, despite, I mean, it's a lot of gambling for 40. It's a

bananza gambling credit to you for still looking like you're kicking. I stunk, dude. I was first

as one in seven, legit one in seven, too. We did the contest, I just bet all my bets there,

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