Episode 240: Becca v. An Ex

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Becca joins the show in-person for possibly the last time before her big move to Calgary, and her Block Tale is a doozy, as we travel all the way back to the MySpace era as Becca notices that she starts to fall down the ranks of her boyfriend's Top 8...and then it gets pretty weird. How weird? You'll have to listen as we discuss that and burping, BlueSky, the Gollum game and their German-ass developers, The Idol, we ponder going to Hedonism II as a joke, and we celebrate Dan's birthday with a McCain Deep 'n' Delicious cake. Plus, Becca discovers an insane game show on TikTok, John unearths a great Nikola Jokic soundbite, and Stefan forgets to do a social media update so he calls Demi and Jesse on WhatsApp. If you want to discover more great soundbites of your own, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Stefan and John did their own one-man play, as Ryan Beil led them in a reading of Edward Albee's "Zoo Story", and this week, Ryan Lambert joins the fellas to talk puck, as Stefan and John get blocked by the same Vancouver sports radio guy. You also get merch discounts, live show discounts, access to the Discord and MORE! So head on over there and check it out! Becca is a beloved guest of the program and an artist whose work you can follow on Instagram at @coldhandshake. You can follow her on Twitter at @BeckTheGirl and on Instagram at @not_that_beck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	that was pathetic i know you were saving no i wasn't i thought it was i just you were i wasn't
0:07.3	i wasn't saving you were saving you were saving it because i had a big belch before the before we started
0:11.0	recording that looks that one did that was not comfortable yeah it was forced i had a really
0:20.3	big one just as the stream ended but but, um, I'll just chug this whole thing. Okay, well, you don't have to do it. I don't think people like that probably. I really don't want you to burp on here any well. It's so cold. It's so cold to chuck. It was in the fridge. Oh, it's a bit wet.
0:39.6	Oh, that one smelled really bad.
0:41.5	Oh, great.
0:42.4	Thank you for sharing.
0:44.3	If we should probably cut that out.
0:46.5	It's so nasty.
0:47.9	Probably.
0:48.6	Yeah, no one wants to hear that.
0:49.6	Someone's going to hear that.
0:50.5	Oh, I can smell that now.
0:51.6	Oh, go on.
0:52.1	I'm sorry.
0:55.8	If. Keep that to hear that. Oh, I can smell that now. Oh, God, I'm sorry. If, keep that, keep that in, Dan.
0:59.8	Don't, like, cut out the belch, or maybe just like the end of the belch.
1:03.0	If.
1:03.7	Yeah, go ahead, John.
1:04.4	You want to wish producer Dan a happy birthday.
1:07.1	Happy birthday, Dan.
1:08.1	Or text him at 778-288--9255. Start the party, Dan. It's set to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, talking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of butt up. It's fire. Boom, roast, mad pub, sticking up the number flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get our lives to block.
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