Episode 24: Baby I Love You But You're Not Turning Me On

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes you love someone so much that you can't be honest with them and tell them baby you ain't turning me on.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey, K, hey daddy, I was just doing it when I can speak to you with you.
0:11.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?
0:17.0	I know you're busy, but I miss you pop B.
0:20.0	Kit over there.
0:21.0	Hey, TK, I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back.
0:27.0	Been on my mind. But, um, you know that's your girl from each right.
0:32.0	You need that can get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	Talk you later.
0:36.0	Bye.
0:37.0	What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,
0:41.0	aka A. T.A. T. T. T. K. K. Kirkland, aka T to the motherfucking gay.
0:44.1	T K Kirkland is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.
0:50.2	John, you there? Yeah. Yeah. Okay so what's going on now? All right so what's going on now?
0:58.0	All right so me and my girl we've been together for probably by almost a year now.
1:05.0	And I couldn't ask for anything more in a woman.
1:10.0	I mean, she's light years ahead of everybody I mean I don't know like it couldn't be a more
1:20.5	better situation or scenario of a woman for myself but the problem that we have
1:26.7	is that when it comes time for us to get down and have sex, he can't really take it.
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