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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Man, do we have a fun day today of news?

I mean, it's not fun if your name is Navalny.

That's, we'll get to that.

But for the rest of you,

if you'd like to take this experience up the levels that you can not even understand with your human brains.

All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass of tankard,

chalice or stein, a canteen of lask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine in the day, the thing that makes

everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sept happens now. Go. Ah, I was

sipping off the drags, but they were good dregs as it turns out.

Well will I get to the big stories? Yes I will we'll talk about funny and we'll talk about

Nivolny and we'll talk about Tucker and all that stuff. But first some

palette cleansers. There's a report today in one publication saying that people are returning their

and Apple Vision Pro goggles, they're heavy, and somebody even bursts a blood vessel.

Now, do you think that's true, or do you think this is marketing by Meta?

You think it's true? There were days when I would, I remember when I was young, I would have read a story like that and I

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