Episode 237: Spring Training Away We Go
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Yankees spring training is off and running. Mike King made a start and throws really hard now. Cole and Taillon made appearances and Jamo has us very excited. Gary hit a ball that might still be going. There’s an interesting battle going on between Tauchman, Dietrich, and Jay Bruce for a roster spot. Aaron Boone has a pacemaker put in and we wish him well. The guys debate what their lineup would look like if they were manager. YES has a new score bug. And we close with voicemails including one about which Yankee would win Survivor between the team!!! Outro Song: Post Malone - Only Wanna Be With You (Pokémon 25 Version)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Just losing it. That's it. Did you know? Did you know? I'm not saying this because I have terrible hair and a forehead. |
| 0:38.0 | Do you know you can make your forehead smaller? |
| 0:41.6 | How? Surgery. Like there's, I saw a tiktok. What do you mean? |
| 0:46.1 | I mean, that's not surprising. You can do surgery or anything. |
| 0:48.4 | Do they move your eyebrows up or your hairline down? |
| 0:50.7 | Hairline down, but why, why, how can they just make your hairline going down? |
| 0:54.4 | Zah was going to do a surgery where they made him taller. |
| 0:56.8 | Once I heard that. Yeah, I believe you told me that was possible. |
| 0:59.9 | You told, you told us at the other day, it's such bullshit. |
| 1:02.8 | They just stretch them out. Six feet. |
| 1:05.8 | Yeah, like they add stuff to his, what is it? |
| 1:08.4 | If Zah was full size, he'd be, he'd be, he'd be a football player. |
| 1:12.4 | Yeah, he'd be running back. He would be running back. |
| 1:14.0 | He'd be an unstoppable running back. |
| 1:17.2 | Alyssa from publicity was showing me a tiktok where you can just, |
| 1:22.4 | I think you basically paced new hair on your head. |
| 1:26.4 | It looks sick. |
| 1:27.6 | It looks sick. Yeah, it's a great hair. |
| 1:30.1 | It lasts like six months. Like that could be a road for, for me, |
| 1:33.2 | in like a couple of years, who knows, but. |
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