Episode 237: Ivan Decker v. Microwave Experts

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Ivan Decker (comedian) returns to the show after a 230-episode absence to help explain one of the dangers of having a joke go viral online: idiots will try to tell you that the very hyperbolic facts you're offering in the joke about microwaves are wrong. It's Dutchposting gone wild in the comments, and Ivan's block finger gets itchy. We start the episode off on the right foot by discussing Ron DeSantis' insane lack of human emotion and feeling before getting into PoliSci guys, Stefan's return to being mean on Twitter, parenting TikTok, "Targeted Individuals", and Shohei Ohtani. Plus, Ivan introduces us to the concept of "baby-led weaning", and we go deep on TrumpBucks and Azealia Banks' advice for Taylor Swift regarding dating Matty Healy. Here's some great advice: support the show on Patreon! For just $5/month, you'll get access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Zach Cherry rejoined the show for our "serious" interview series Heck/Cullen, and this week, Libby Watson returns to answer YOUR questions in a mailbag episode. Plus you get merch discounts, access to our exclusive Discord, and MORE! So check it out! Ivan Decker is a comedian who has a new special on the way. You can find all the details about that and his show dates by following him on Twitter at @ivandecker and Instagram at @ivanwdecker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Theme 1.exe.
0:02.4	Do you like my hat?
0:04.0	I was,
0:04.5	I almost bought it.
0:05.3	Yeah?
0:05.6	The same one.
0:06.3	The exact one? I got this one in Taiwan. Without knowing that it was the one you had also bought. You should get it. We should be a bucket hat buddies. I tried it on and then I sent Becca a picture and she said absolutely not. She wouldn't let me. She drew the line. Really? Like you already have crox.
0:19.4	I can't let you have a buck and hat.
0:20.9	Wives,
0:21.3	you know?
0:21.7	The crox,
0:22.3	bug-and-hack combo is like cool now.
0:24.3	I thought so too. let me. She drew the line. Really? She's like, you already have crocs. I can't let you have a bucket hat.
0:21.3	Wives,
0:21.6	you know?
0:22.2	The crocs,
0:24.2	bucket hack combo is like cool now.
0:35.6	I thought so too. I guess once you get to a certain age. Anyway, if you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778 288-9-255. Start the party, Dan. It's time to turn it up.
0:36.9	We're getting crazy going wild, talking nasty stuff.
0:39.4	Dude, scrolling outside, but a dump. Start the party, Dan It's like to turn it up We're getting crazy going wild
0:38.1	Talking nasty stuff
0:39.2	Dude scrolling outside
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