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Oh, God, that's good.

So good, I can't even put it into words.

The only word that could describe how good that was

is closer to a moan than a word and it goes like this. Ah, yeah. Well in the entertainment news, I saw some post by M to Wokness, one of my favorite new accounts on X.

And apparently the next Star Wars film my favorite new accounts on X.

And apparently the next Star Wars film

is going to be directed by a feminist activist

and former journalist from Pakistan.

So, did you think for a few minutes there? Was there a moment when you said to yourself, you know what?

I think Bob Eager, the head of Disney, I think he gets it now.

I think he gets that the wokeness was hurting his business. Nope, nope, doesn't understand the first thing about the business he's in charge of,

apparently.

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