Episode 234: Let Us Into Yankee Stadium
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Governor Cuomo is letting fans back into New York stadiums. Spring Training is right around the corner. Rob Manfred is messing with baseballs again. Tommy won Surviving Barstool. Mush has new tooth and they’re insane. We’re all over the place in this week’s episode but baseball is back next week! Outro Song: Mazare & RUNN - Where Do We Go (VIP Edit)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.2 | Well, what's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented |
| 0:12.9 | by barstool sports, I'm your host Hubs. On the other side of the computer, Marty Musch, Tommy Smokes, |
| 0:18.1 | TGN, the ones and twos. What's going on, fellas? What's up? What's, hey, Tommy, you can never start |
| 0:25.2 | this fucking podcast off, right? I always think he doesn't on purpose, but now I think he might |
| 0:31.8 | actually have every time lowering the bar to Vips is like, welcome back to low in the bar. And I |
| 0:36.0 | like, what am I, like, hey, good, good. I'm good. I'm back in my back. I got new teeth. |
| 0:42.7 | Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fucking fantastic. Let me see, I haven't actually zeroed in on those suckers. |
| 0:47.4 | Wow. Yeah. It's both going to be a compliment and an insult. I at first was like, why did Marty |
| 0:53.4 | get new teeth? Like, what's wrong with Marty's teeth? And then when you sent the picture, my god, |
| 0:57.6 | those things were hideous. They're gross, right? I've always noticed them. Yeah, because I think I've |
| 1:02.8 | always, because I always smiled like, like when my mouth closed and like, you do that in the beard |
| 1:07.9 | also, the beard also detracts away from the teeth. Yeah. But now I just got fucking beautiful, |
| 1:12.5 | pearly whites. You don't know how to smile with them yet, though. No, I have no idea. I have |
| 1:18.2 | a robot learning to smile. It's insane. I have no idea. Yeah, you got a little Zuckerberg smile |
| 1:23.8 | to you right now. I'm very clearly trying to showcase the teeth. And it just doesn't look natural |
| 1:29.5 | at all. Hit us with a smile for the YouTube. I can't. God, damn. At first, I had like, they like made |
| 1:41.5 | them like mad white. Like really? I was like, you can't, I can't come back to work. Oh, I would |
| 1:47.8 | have. Didn't Rudy do something like that? I think he did. He got like one tooth done. I got like |
| 1:52.4 | 10. No, I'm talking about the white. I think he got him like super white. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm |
| 1:57.1 | not, you know, my teeth aren't super white. I can't make it look like that, that good. Yeah, that's |
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