Episode 234: Dakota Ray Hebert v. Her Mom

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Dakota Ray Hebert (comedian) makes her debut on the show the day after Mother's Day by talking about, well, blocking her mom. Playing "Block Tag" for the last decade, Dakota tells us a great story of seeing her mom after a show, and finds the topic of various social media blocks an awkward topic of conversation among her family. But this episode is anything but awkward! In the last of the episodes we recorded before Stefan went to Taiwan, we discuss the Canadian Screen Awards, Love is Blind, the Food Disgust Test, and John desperately tries to remember the only horror movie he's ever seen. Plus, we discuss Indigenous bead work, a truly disgusting "CEO Update" from the CEO of Herman Miller after she refused to give employees bonuses, and Stefan buys a camera and microphone to communicate with Kiki while he is away. If you want to communicate with us in between our regular episodes, you can support the show by heading over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month! Last week, Dino Archie joined us for a mailbag episode, which was our first recording since Stefan got back from Taiwan and we were RUSTY (it was fun), and this week, Johnny Pemberton returns for a Canadian Education episode on one of Canada's most polarizing (and annoying) bands. Who is it? You'll have to donate to find out! (or just wait until we tweet about it). Dakota Ray Hebert is a comedian whose album "I'll Show You An Indian Act" is available now. You can also see her on CTV's "Shelved" and you can follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @dakota_raymond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.1	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call or text producer Dan at 778-288-9-25.
0:38.3	Start the party, Dad. It's starting to turn turn it up We're getting crazy going wild talking nasty stuff
0:41.3	Dude scrolling outside
0:42.3	Put a ducked up
0:43.3	We don't want to go to school
0:45.3	We don't want to go to school
0:47.3	We don't want to get a job
0:48.3	We just want to get on and get our ass
0:50.3	We don't follow the rules
0:51.3	Do whatever we want
0:53.3	It's lock party the podcast
0:54.5	i quote tweeted a duck block party block party mom makes you to fuck block party block party i quote
1:05.1	we did a duck hello friends idiots and friends who are also idiots welcome to your favorite
1:08.7	podcast about social media and rejection it is is a blocked party. This is episode number 234. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And with us is a great
1:17.5	guest. First time guest on the show, extremely funny comedian and one of the stars of the current hit
1:22.2	show shelved. Dakota Ray Hebert is here. Hi, Dakota. Dakota. Hello.
1:35.5	That was so nice. People couldn't see you, but you were just nicely resting your chin on your hands.
2:02.9	And it was a very sweet hello. I aim for sweet. I am for sweet and regularly hit sour. But I aim for sweet. Oh, really? You don't seem sour to me. I mean, we've only been talking for like three minutes, but you seem pretty sweet. Yeah, just wait. I'm just kidding. I'm just like, could you imagine just like total gremlin out like within five minutes? That'd be, that'd be pretty cool. That happens on the from time. Like, I feel like I'll go gremlin mode or like.
2:16.4	It's more you or me, I feel. I don't know if we've really had a guest go full. Like, oh, this is miserable having them on the show. Oh, like trying to like sabotage the episode kind of thing. Like, I've tried to sabotage episodes for sure. Yes, definitely. but yeah, I don't think any guess has. Well, I've done episodes where I've like
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