Episode 232: Raft v. A Catfish

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Raft (comedian, writer) returns to the show for the THIRD time to regale us about a time they had to block a catfish after realizing they were not the porn star they were pretending to be. But hey, the gangbang probably would've been pretty cool. You know what else is cool? The rest of this episode, as we discuss the angel emoji, dirty sodas, Raft's recent trip to Canada, Cindy Margolis, and we stumble upon yet another revelation that could only happen on a Raft episode: the eyes are the balls of the face. Plus, we chat Instagram life coaches, the soft drink brand Olipop, and we take a peek at some pretty unhinged candle smells. You know where it always smells great? Over at the Blocked Party Patreon! Supporting the show has never felt and smelled better and you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty to take it all in! $5/month will get you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including this past week where Stefan got behind the wheel for the first time in a decade and we caught it all on tape! It's Episode 2 of "Stefan Takes an L" and you won't wanna miss it! Plus we've got merch discounts, a great Discord, and lots more fun stuff, so get over there! Raft is a comedian and writer who has a comedy tour coming up and you can take a peek at their social media for all the future dates. Give them a follow on Twitter and Instagram at @caitraft and go see a show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call or text producer Dan at 778-288-925. Start the party, Dan. We're getting crazy going wild, talking dancing stuff. Dude scrolling down, I'm putting on top. Fire. Boom, brooks, mad pub, sticking up the replies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on money. Get on hats and block. We don't follow the rules
0:24.3	Do whatever Manco. Sticking the upper flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on money. Get on hats. We don't follow the rules. We do whatever we want. It's block party. A podcast like, we did a duck. Lock party. Block party. Mom. Makes you to fuck. Block party. Block party. I quote,
0:37.5	who are also idiots.
0:40.2	Welcome to your favorite podcast
0:41.2	about social media and rejection.
0:42.9	It is blocked party.
0:43.9	This is episode number 232.
0:47.2	I'm John.
0:47.8	I'm Stefan.
0:48.7	And with us is one of our favorite guests here on the show.
0:52.5	One of our listeners' favorites.
0:53.3	One of our listeners' favorites. One of our listeners's
0:54.2	favorites. One of mine and Stefan's favorites. I mean, hell, if you've never heard them on the show
0:59.6	before, soon to be one of your favorites. They are a comedian, podcaster, they're every, a writer,
1:07.0	they're everything to Block Party into you. Raft is here. Hey, Raft. What's up?
1:11.1	What's up?
1:12.1	Oh my God. I'm so happy to be back. It's been way too long. I've missed you both terribly. Yeah. It's been too long. We had you on for the Sex and the City bonus episode, I think. Yeah, we did Sex and the City with you. And I think that was the last time. And we haven't had you on a main app for over a year, which is crazy.
1:29.3	Yeah, too long.
1:30.3	Too long.
1:31.3	That's John's fault, I think.
1:32.8	Well, considering I do literally 100% of the work for this show is both my fault and also my pleasure.
1:39.2	I think you do like 98% of it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. 98%. Yeah. Yeah. And then Dan does the other two percent. Yeah, exactly. You retweet the shows with no commentary whatsoever. That's right. Every week. You hit the retweet button and that's it. Stefan, when you retweet this episode, you better fucking quote tweet it with something. Okay. I need a QT. Okay. anything, literally anything. Maybe it's just like the angel face emoji. That one applies to most situations I've found. That's true. The little angel with the halo. I like that works for anything. Just the thumbs up. Like, hey, check out this episode. Thumbs up. Yeah, I want a thumbs up at least.
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