Episode 232 - Put Your Hands on Ryan's Eyes

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

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🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Mike and Steve have some zoom fun on this one, discuss the different versions of the show that exist, and wrestling stuff.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:30.0	There was a second where I didn't know what song it was.
0:55.0	The moment right after that is my favorite.
1:05.0	Reach out and touch your friend's eyes.
1:09.0	It's the Christmas season.
1:11.0	This Christmas, get your favorite photo of your friend and touch their eyes to give them a Christmas wish.
1:21.0	Go to 19 and all the restrictions.
1:24.0	It's hard to be away from loved ones this year.
1:27.0	But something you can do is go to Ryan's retractable banners.org or whatever.
1:32.0	Get a giant picture of your friend and touch their hand on their eyes.
1:37.0	Put your hand on Ryan's eyes.
1:39.0	In fact, if you're watching the video version of this, go ahead and put your hand on Ryan's eyes on the screen.
1:46.0	It doesn't matter how dirty you make your screen, we'll clean it.
1:50.0	Can we all just take a minute to touch Ryan's eyes?
1:53.0	It's important to put your hands on Ryan's eyes.
1:59.0	Don't ever put your hand on his nose.
2:02.0	Then he won't be able to breathe.
2:05.0	Let's all just take one moment in silence and we'll all together put our hands on Ryan's eyes.
2:13.0	Merry Christmas.
2:15.0	Merry Christmas.
2:16.0	I want to pretend I'm not putting my hands on his eyes.
2:20.0	Oh shit.
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