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Welcome to this The Apple Insider Podcast.

I'm Victor and joining me is my friend William Gallagher.

Hello, good to be here. End of the week, nice bit of chatty.

All stuff going on, isn't there? Loads to talk about.

Well, there is. This is what I'm going to think of today as keyboard insider.

Do you know, I would subscribe to keyboard insider? I like that.

I know you would, and I would too but it's it's different because I would

subscribe to like synthesizer keyboard insider I would be all about the

the musical keys whereas I have the suspicion that you would subscribe to a periodical all about

typing keyboards. I am Quirtie boy slash a zerty boy when I'm on holiday. So you're not Dvorak or any of the other layouts?

No, no truck with Dvorak at all.

Nah, none of that.

Intrig.

I'm a man. I take it with with Quirti and I can't think of how to extend this.

Yeah, that's a difficult one to come.

Yeah, yes. Where are you going with?

Aserti or die.

What do you mean?

I have no idea what we're talking about with that.

But I do know why I brought it up.

I brought it up because you got to review something that I have been trying to get a hold of for five years.

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