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You know when you're stiffly and you can't breathe through your nose so you breathe just through your mouth?

This show's like that. It's like breathing through your mouth and then tasting the world on your tongue and then closing your mouth and then

and then swallowing the goodness of the world

and then not choking and then being at one with the universe.

A drift with Jeff Lloyd Annabel Port. Hello. because I've got an exciting thing to do this afternoon. Oh, okay, what?

Go to the dry cleaners and pick up some dry cleaning.

I'm having a tooth out.

I'm in a big rush too.

I know.

Will you get gas?

No, I don't I think they just inject you these days, don't they?

Oh, I love the gas.

Why can't they just give the gas?

Yeah, maybe I'll ask for the gas.

I think it's risk of death is why they don't give it.

But I think I would sooner run that risk than have an injection.

Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, it's nice, you get a bit floaty, say some weird things. You have to have a responsible adult take you home from the dentist

aren't you nervous about what you'd say though yeah I would be terrified I say something

embarrassing remember when I had my wisdom tooth out and I ask the dental nurse out on a date?

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