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The Unexpectables

Episode 23 - Flavors of Life

The Unexpectables

Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott

Hobbies, Dnd, 5e, Drama, Leisure, Roleplay, Unexpectables, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

The Unexpectables take part in an archery contest, a cooking contest and then get unexpectedly intoxicated.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Oh, When last we left our heroes, Borky the Ork-Barberian, Task the Kobald Ranger,

0:48.8

Panic the T-Fling Bard, and Greckles the Kinku Rogue, The party had made their way on a ship, a pirate vessel, high

0:55.6

aloft in the sky, on their way to meet a storm giant by the name of Stormbeard. On their way there,

1:01.7

the ship was taken over and ravaged by a flock of

1:05.2

kowattels sent by Stormbeard to ensure that the pirate Captain Bladefoot was

1:10.0

sticking true to his deal of providing a opera performance up to snuff.

1:14.8

Hearing that individuals on the boat were kidnaps against their will,

1:19.6

Stormier sent the kowattels to collect those of innocence and collect those of guilt and

1:25.2

separated them onto two islands.

1:27.2

Eventually an accord was made and the Unexpectedals and the

1:35.0

the Knewat Opera Company performed for everyone, including the Storm Giant. And as thanks, the Storm Giant rose up the husk of the broken destroyed ship

1:40.0

that the Quattels had sunk deep into the sea

1:42.0

and set them back home with a bit of

1:44.8

money under their belt and some food to last the voyage. The voyage lasts a week and a

1:48.9

half and you guys made your way back with three days to spare before the Harvest Festival.

1:54.0

And as you guys came back, a few things happened between then and now.

1:59.2

Scarlet and the children who were aboard the Tallinn, Captain Bladefoot's vessel, were all sent to appropriate orphanages.

2:07.0

Scarlet in particular was sent to a Liversia temple, essentially a glorified band camp, a glorified fantasy band camp where she could learn how to act and sing and play instruments.

2:19.9

You guys all had statements taken by the local guard in Borf, the dwarven guard who you've met a couple times in the past.

2:27.0

He took your statements and many of the actors vouch for your attempt to rescue them during the performance.

2:34.0

Additionally, Grekels, you had a book of schematics of the ship that was destroyed,

2:39.6

and as they salvaged the ship, they paid you a thousand gold pieces for the schematics with the intention of

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