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ποΈ 7 January 2017
β±οΈ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Mary. Let's start with covalent bonds. Um, Miss Dal Taco. |
| 0:22.4 | Call me Miss Bianca. It's easier for you to pronounce. |
| 0:26.5 | Um, when we have a substitute teacher, we always just get a study period. |
| 0:31.2 | Oh, really? What's your name, sweetheart? |
| 0:33.8 | I'm Keely. |
| 0:35.0 | Keely? Well, I'm going to call you bathmack. |
| 0:40.3 | Not because of that lovely vest you're wearing. It's because I think you smell like feet. |
| 0:42.3 | Bath mat, you have detention after school. |
| 0:47.3 | For what? |
| 0:48.3 | Did you happen to notice your classmate getting beat up? |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, but I wasn't doing it. |
| 0:52.3 | No, but you laughed and didn't help. It's just as bad. |
| 0:55.8 | Detention, two hours. And you? Detention all week. I football practice. Not my problem. |
| 1:04.4 | I love your outfit. Where'd you get it? Salvation Army? No. I got it from someone named Lady Gaga. |
| 1:12.6 | Heard of her? |
| 1:13.2 | What, like at a concert? |
| 1:15.1 | No, like we're friends from New York? |
| 1:17.9 | Yeah, and Britney Spears is your sister. |
| 1:20.6 | No, but Cher is my cousin. |
| 1:23.1 | Bullshit. |
| 1:24.6 | What's your name? |
| 1:25.8 | Oh, wait. |
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