Good morning, everybody. And welcome to the highlight of human civilization,

golf, Utah, Scott Adams. It will be the best thing you've ever had

happen to you today and possibly in your entire life. Maybe the history of the

universe. But if you'd like to take it up to levels even higher than that.

Yeah, I know. People think it's impossible, but it's not. All you need is a

a cup of emugra or glass, a tank of gel, a stine, a kentine, jug of flask, a vessel

of any kind. Fill that vessel with your favorite beverage.

I like coffee. I'll even put it on my microphone for you too. Enjoy me now for the unparalleled

pleasure of the dope. Being here the day the thing makes everything better. Simultaneous

sip, go. That was good stuff. That was my sauer now. Amazing, right? Your flask is your

chalice today? That's a good reframe. Today, my flask is my chalice. As God is my witness,

my flask is my chalice. I don't know what it means, but it's kind of cool.

Well, I'm going to start with the important news and then work toward things that don't

matter at all. Important news. An Alabama woman, this is Unfox news. An Alabama woman with

two uteruses is pregnant with twins, one in each womb. They say there's a one in 50

million chance that this could happen. And as usual, the important part of the story

is completely left out. You know what I'm talking about, right? So alone with two

uteruses is pregnant in both uteruses with twins. Raises a question, doesn't it? Does

your husband have two decks? I'm just wondering. Like, how does it work? Exactly. Wrong question?

Okay, well, maybe I don't know anything about anything and how this works at all. But,

if you ever heard the say, this is a little country saying, you was hordier than a two-pecker

dog. Does anybody ever heard that one? Hordier than a two-pecker dog? No. Well, anyway,

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