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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

And aren't you glad you're here?

Wow.

Imagine if you were born in some primitive time in every day, it was just like the day before.

But no, we wake up and there's all kinds of new inventions and wars, and God knows what.

But if you'd like to take this experience, which is already amazing, up to the levels

that nobody could even imagine with their big old brains, then all you need is a cup

or a mug or a glass.

A tanker, a cell, a styrene, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.

Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure, don't be in the heat of the day.

The thing makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous set.

Go.

You know, when I hear the people who are having bad days or they're unhappy or sad, first

thing I think is, have you even done the simultaneous set?

Are you even trying?

But for those of you who have enjoyed it, you know that if feed your soul, goose is

your oxytocin, makes you feel the togetherhood, that's right.

The togetherhood of colonizers.

That's what we don't call ourselves, but it'd be funny if we did.

Let's talk about Mike Johnson, the speaker.

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