Linda's dating!

Oh my God, so tonight I went to a bar and guess what?

Booby Drummel.

Oh boy, ask for my number.

Oh, and not in a, like, let's be friends kind of way.

It was like, I probably want to kiss you kind of way.

And did I give it to him?

No, I did not, because it seemed like he had had a few

too many drinks, you know what I mean?

And I was like, I will give you my Instagram though.

So he gives me his phone.

And as I'm typing it in, his bro-ish type friend walks up

to us.

And I was like, oh my God, he's about to run for the hills.

You know, pretend that he doesn't know me.

It's about to be so embarrassing for like both of us.

But he says to his friend, this is Dylan.

She's really chill.

And I was like, oh, yeah, I am chill.

So that was really lovely.

And do I think this is going to be the love of my life?

No.

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