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🗓️ 9 July 2018
⏱️ 88 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is the only musical, the mouth. And hopefully the brain that's attached to the mouth, right? |
0:22.0 | The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. |
0:26.0 | The brain is much more important. The brain is much more important. |
0:31.0 | The brain is much more important than the mouth. |
0:49.0 | Season Sarandit needs a bloody asbo. |
0:52.0 | Remember that. It will come in handy later. |
0:55.0 | Hey, how you guys doing? Good. |
0:58.0 | Happy belated Fourth of July to everyone. Happy Independence Day. |
1:03.0 | Happy birthday, United Snakes of America. |
1:08.0 | We slept through Fourth of July. |
1:11.0 | But we're here now. We're doing the Fourth of July episode now. |
1:15.0 | You can either complain about it being late or you can hear this intro. |
1:21.0 | It's sit on the rest of the episode for less than a year at this point. |
1:25.0 | And it looks to do it July 4th, 2019. |
1:27.0 | This is just a very early Fourth of July episode. |
1:30.0 | Yeah. |
1:31.0 | You know, we're keeping it real. It's me, Matt and Felix, the OG dry boys on this episode holding it down. |
1:37.0 | Throwback. Throwback. |
1:39.0 | Keeping it 1600 with my friends. |
1:41.0 | 100% cane sugar Coca-Cola. |
1:45.0 | And I thought I'd kick off today's show by giving everyone some reasons to love America. |
1:52.0 | I told you, if you guys do anything like us every July 4th, your Twitter feed is nonstop people describing every coup and genocide and war crime ever committed by America to remind people by America sucks and to let everyone know that America is actually bad in case you were wondering. |
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