Good morning everybody and welcome to the upgraded technologically improved version

of coffee with Scott Adams, the best thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

I'd like to take it up to another level.

Wouldn't you?

I know.

You would.

is a cover mug or a glass attacker jealous just dying a canteen jogger flask of vessel of any kind

Yes, at the moment we're being held together by duct tape literally, but enough about that

It's time now for the simultaneous sip. Please join me. It happens now go

Well, that's a nice buggy got there

Ah, that's good

VHS quality are you kidding me? This is the highest quality the show has ever been. Got a new camera over here

I can center myself a little bit better. No, I can't because it's duct tape down

All right, let's talk about all the things. Yes, we will talk about Israel

But maybe not right first. Let me warm you up a little bit before we give them to that any stuff, okay

Well, I don't know if you saw a trump give a speech yesterday the day before and I just got to tell you that

I was worried that he was losing a step and maybe he is but

He gave the best speech I've ever seen

Actually, not just the best for a trump

But maybe just the best thing I've ever seen the politician do for an extended speech

Now there are lots of speeches where somebody has like a good line, you know

You know Martin Luther King, you know

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