Bonata-data-rapa.

Good morning, everybody.

And welcome to the highlight of human civilization,

as we know it.

If you'd like your experience today,

to be elevated to levels that I can't even describe,

it will feel so good.

Well, all you need for that is a cup of muggera glass,

a tank of gels or a styna-canteen juggera flask,

a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dope of being here to the day.

The thing that makes everything better,

it's called the cycled thing you sip, and it happens now.

Go.

Well, that was delightful.

Well, how many of you have yet seen my interview

with Megan Kelly?

I thought I did my clearest job of explaining my cancellation.

But we talked about lots of other stuff.

From hypnosis to persuasion to Trump to, you know what?

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