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Oh, that's so good. It's so good.

Ah, that's the liquid of the gods. Well, Joe Biden has completely solved the problem

of police officers abusing black motorists. We have had no more George Floyd's since

Biden has been elected. Now, I think he should count that as one of his biggest

accomplishments, because we went from a massive problem. Indeed, maybe the biggest

problem in the black community, according to the coverage. And it went from the

biggest problem in the world to basically nothing. That was pretty good.

I think we could solve climate change the same way. Just elect Republicans and

stop watching the news. You'd never know there was a problem. Like literally you

would never know. You just think the weather was bad if there was a problem.

All right. Here's a prediction I made that is today in the Wall Street Journal.

Now, I bragged about this before, but the fact that it's a major, it's a major

article in the Wall Street Journal today. Now, give me a fact, Jack, when did the

Ukraine war start about eighteen months ago? Was it a year ago? So, eighteen, nineteen

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