Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of Human Civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I don't think you could ever have a good time,

this good a time anywhere, anywhere in the universe.

But if you'd like this to go up to levels that only aliens have ever seen before, all

you need is a cup of mugger, a glass of tanker, chelsea, and a canteen, jugger flask of

vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee, enjoy me now from the unparalleled pleasure.

Don't put me in the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip. Go.

That's good stuff, good stuff.

Well, the theme for today is everything is fake,

except for the things that are real, that are corrupt.

So you've got things that don't exist and also things that do exist that are totally corrupt and fake.

And that's all there is. That's it.

So that's going to be the theme for today.

See if you can find anything that's real in any of this bullshit.

Number one, a new video of an alien shaky hands with a man.

Yeah, it's one of the grays, they say.

And the fact that it looks insanely fake should not influence you at all.

My favorite part is where it shakes hands with the human.

That's right. There are people who think that the grays shake hands.

Okay. Okay.

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