Episode #2216: If You Can't Be With The CyberToomgas You Love, Love The CyberToomgas You're With
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2016
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Andrew's recent online shopping trip leads him to incorrectly compare President Lyndon Johnson to third baseman George Brett. Meanwhile, Luke shares his opinions on the movies Elvis & Nixon and Grand Theft Parsons. Plus, Mike Birbiglia learns that you can never be sincere on the internet, and a new statue in Arizona helps Luke discover his new radio hero.
Special thanks to Margo Feather and Mark Devries for supporting today's episode!
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| 0:00.0 | If you've got a problem that you can't solve, if you're known for your drawings of the better tall, |
| 0:07.5 | if you've got grises, if you've got dreams, if you've got something to say, then call the TVTO. |
| 0:13.5 | Voice mail line today to style 206-414-8285. |
| 0:19.5 | That's 206-414-8285. |
| 0:23.0 | The voice is ready to record you and it's so easy to call Burbankin Walsh. |
| 0:29.0 | In the bass it's TVTO. |
| 0:37.0 | He's the handsome devil that came down from heaven to make some great songs and dance, and dance forever. |
| 0:47.0 | You don't say much, but when you do it, it's to the point and I salute you for it. |
| 1:00.0 | This is the real thing. This is the necessary off of our time. This needs respect. |
| 1:10.0 | So let's keep the drinks full, let's keep the appetizers circulating, but let's not get anybody's face. |
| 1:21.0 | See what we got here. It's been a while since I've enjoyed the comfortable confines of the Burbank Springs. |
| 1:29.0 | It's a broadcast center, but here I am bringing you a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. |
| 1:35.0 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:40.0 | It was literally a major disaster. |
| 1:42.0 | That was yesterday's show, okay. It's totally different. That was a Monday edition of the show. |
| 1:47.0 | This is a Tuesday edition of the show. And my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:51.0 | Your body is a board, okay? Nothing moves, it's a shunt, he tells it to move. |
| 1:56.0 | It's just how we do the show, it just works for us so we don't question it. |
| 2:00.0 | It's our special sauce, if you will, here at Episode 2216 in a collector series. |
| 2:07.0 | Can you tell him kind of amped up right now? Just very excited to be back at my house. |
| 2:13.0 | It has been a long time, and here I am, got Padda Guerrero sitting right next to me. |
| 2:21.0 | It's time for cat massage. |
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