Episode 22: Egg Security

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week on the loosest show in town our eponymous heroes follow up on last week's battery chat with several of your example cells, and bloody enjoyable they are too. Elsewhere we chat Ridley Scott, provincial towns, sleepwalking with bizarre consequences and the natural coating one can find on an egg. Oh, and a Luke and Pete Show legend actually makes a contribution to It's Been as well and it's all very exciting...

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0:00.0	The Welcome back to Luke and Pete Shaw. The Luke and Pete.
0:25.2	Hello, I'm Pete.
0:26.6	Hello, the Pete.
0:27.5	Hello.
0:28.5	I'm the Luke.
0:29.1	I've just had to change headphones because Jim Campbell of the foot of rumble,
0:32.4	you might be aware of his work
0:33.3	he's got a really small head turns out it's like a vice grip on my head again he doesn't do much work what's
0:38.7	going on he won't listen to this how does he how does he has how does he have room for his head?
0:44.0	What? How does he have room for his head? How does he have room for his
0:47.5	thoughts? How does he has room for his head? He's a competent stand-up.
0:51.4	How does he just put like a vice on top of his head and just let it all come out and then that's it sure?
0:55.6	If you've seen him, maybe that's exactly what it's like, I don't know.
0:58.3	It's like that Mitch Hedberg joke, thing where he holds the microphone with the cable.
1:02.3	Right.
1:03.4	Well he pinches it.
1:04.4	This is if I pinched this for a couple of minutes and let go all the jokes come out
1:06.9	I want.
1:07.9	What's your favorite much henbag joke?
1:09.7	I really like his bit about when he says escalators can never be out of order.
1:16.4	Yeah, they can only become temporarily stairs.
1:18.4	And then he wasted the lines, he says,
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