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Well let's talk about the news. Do you think the news today is, oh I don't know, important

news? Is there a lot of important news happening today? No, nothing like that. But we do have news

about synchronized whales. So we have a report of whales doing synchronized jumping. There's

a picture of three whales jumping synchronized. Now this comes on the heels of reports about

the whales attacking sailing ships. That's right. Now they're attacking sailing ships and also

doing some kind of military training. It looks like they're doing synchronized jumping which

would be their form of marching. It does appear that the oceans are starting to organize against

humanity. I would look out for the other sea creatures to start joining in. It's not going

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