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Very good. Very very good. Well do you want to talk about some news or should I

just make some stuff up today? Because it would look exactly the same. The

news is so ridiculous especially lately because it's the summer. Summer news

in a political season. It does not get more ridiculous than that. But before we

talking about the news I have to give you a preview of the Dilbert Reborn strip

this week and today you got kicked off. Dilbert is in an El Boni in jail. He's

an El Boni in jail but he's not alone. He's sharing his jail cell with the

the Tate Brothers. So they'll be teaching him how to be a man. So the first of

that rant today you have to be a subscriber to see it. Subscribe on Twitter or

Scott Adams.locals.com to see all of that. Now if you think that any of those

comics that are coming in the next week or so could have been in newspapers you'd

be wrong. None of them could be in newspapers but a little edgy. Well speaking of

edgy Deanza College which is just on the road for me. They fired their equity

director who is black and she was fired for being too much for a white supremacist

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