Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization

that's called Coffee with Scott Adams.

And you could not be luckier, because today, the news is more silly than serious.

I don't think there have been any major catastrophes in the last minute or so,

so I think we're looking good.

It's all the funny kind of fake summer news, the kind that you can just go,

don't take it too seriously, but if you'd like to get in the right mood,

for this live stream, the best thing you'll ever see in your life, all you need is a

cup of rumogger and glass of tanker gels and stein, a canteen jugger, flask of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee, enjoy me now, for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dopamine, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called This Simultaneous Step, and it happens now.

What a day, what a day. Don't y'all feel great today?

Who feels good? Did anybody wake up just feeling good today? Do you have your summer on?

You're getting your summer on here in this part of the world?

All right, you're drinking bond water. All right, well good for you, that's one way to start.

Everybody do your own way. I like coffee, okay? All right, let's talk about this news,

alleged news, was that the New York Post was reporting that IQ scores in the US have fallen

for the first time in decades. IQ scores have fallen for the first time in decades in America.

Well, I have lots to say about this. Maybe this explains why we can't build pyramids anymore.

Have you ever wondered how, if you go back thousands of years, people knew how to move

gigantic rocks anywhere they wanted them, anywhere they wanted them, and we don't know how to do that now.

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