Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with scottams, and there's never been a finer time in your life.

Would you like to take that experience of the levels that nobody's ever seen before?

Sure you do.

All you do is a cup of margarine glass, a tanker, shells of style, a candy and a jug of flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee.

Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope immediately.

The day the thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip.

And it happens now.

Go.

Now your life is complete.

Yeah.

You know, if you'd like to be called one in a million,

is anybody ever said that about you?

You know, you're one in a million.

Well, you could be one in a million if you follow me on Twitter,

because now I have a million followers.

You could be one.

One in a million.

So that was better than it is.

All right, I've got an idea for an app.

But first I'll tell you that there's a Twitter user called Moritz Krem,

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