Episode #2160: Cruisin' For A Digital Bruisin'

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is immobilized after "running" five miles yesterday. Luke is immobilized for other reasons. They discuss their upcoming performance reviews, a lawsuit against an artist who claims he didn't paint a painting, and some $10,000 grapes. Oh, and Luke tries to speak German with a Swiss accent.

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0:00.0	Roll-o, the chocolate treat with caramel inside.
0:03.0	Roll-o, roll-o, roll your boat gently in my mouth.
0:08.0	Pop top, check it out.
0:10.0	Lick the foil with your tongue.
0:12.0	Give it to your friends.
0:14.0	As a gift.
0:15.0	As a gift.
0:16.0	Exchange gears.
0:17.0	Roll-o-tony brown town.
0:19.0	Check yourself at the door.
0:21.0	Give me some more.
0:22.0	Give me some more.
0:23.0	Give me some more on your Roll-o's.
0:25.0	That's pretty good.
0:26.0	T-B-T-M!
0:31.0	Your next performer coming to the stage.
0:33.0	Absolutely hilarious.
0:35.0	Oh, this is my jam right here.
0:37.0	I'm going to be drinking whatever when I was drinks.
0:39.0	When they're day-drinking.
0:40.0	What the f*** ever.
0:41.0	You want to learn the first rule?
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