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Greetings, Adventurers. You have joined us for another episode of Academy Award

nominated Drunks and Dragons. I am your dungeon master, Michael of Tomorrow, and with me is

Nika Howard. Nika's strong. Jennifer Cheek. Hey everyone. Tim Laning. Hey

everybody it's great to be here thanks for having me. And Mike Bogman. I want

somebody to look at me the way Thrifty's dog looks at him. Yeah me too man. I like dog.

Well Thrifty's dog wants to hump him. Exactly. It's been a big couple of weeks since we

last recorded. I now have a fucking idiot maniac dog. And you're married but

I'm not entirely that Jesus. But like that's not gonna affect the audio or podcast.

Well shit. You're really good. You gotta affect the visuals of the stream. I am gonna

burst out laughing like every five seconds because that little dog's head is gonna pop up

from nowhere. He's getting real bored in like two seconds. If you're watching us on the

stream you're gonna be way harnier than normal. Just letting go. This is the reason why we

introduce the character of Jerry because all the weird noises that were the background.

That's Jerry. Yeah. Definitely Jerry. Yeah. Absolutely. We couldn't figure out how to fix our

chairs. Jerry. Dog stores. Jerry. Jerry. God damn it. Jerry. Someone fart. Jerry.

Jerry. Definitely Jerry. Jerry. Go fetch that ball. Off he goes. Goodbye Jerry. That's not

Jerry. That's Jerry. He answered. That's my boy. He's trying to get in the name.

Hint high 911. Large. Reggie. I don't know why you didn't. It's like I got the ball. Can

we fuck now? He's really. He's so excited right now. And I hate it so much. He is literally

horny. Just like every other. All right. Can we get on track. This is a Dungeons and Dragons

podcast. This is a real play. Dungeons and Dragons podcast. We play D&D 5E. Do we want to

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