Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy

And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it. Hey, what is a deal with the smart car?

How smart is that those things are tiny? Can you even drive them in traffic?

Yeah, I'm so smart. E equals mc squared. I drive a smart car. That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit

from Knight Rider. That's a car that can talk. Can smart car talk? Nope. That's not smart. And also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Very smart. And

You everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots.

I don't care. Get a job. We'll get a job? Yeah. Just get a job while I shut up. I'm a job helmet.

Squeeze that into a job kit and fire off into job lead. We're jobs growing jobbies. Alright, I'm gonna assume that's hypothetical, right?

Your hypothetical is kind of tightly constrained and I doubt whether that kind of thing would ever happen.

I'm not gonna sit here and juggle hypotheticals that aren't in the world.

I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears want to throw up. Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.

We'll give them some to throw up about how about a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just

might be too beautiful to live. Hello, everyone. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from the shores of Table Rock Lake.

In Branson, Missouri, the live music capital of the world.

Yes, indeed. It's episode 2,158 in a collector series.

I was informed through various subtle back channel sources called Producer Angel Walsh.

That I got the numbering of the shows off and I know that it probably just, I mean, it's one of those things

like sort of around March Madness. They can track the loss of productivity. They claim these companies

like Challenger, Gray and Christmas. By the way, speaking of Christmas, a lot to talk about here in Branson.

With Discover Santa 2016, which I'm here covering, a thousand or so Santa's descending on Branson, Missouri.

No, it's not a fever dream or a bad trip. It's really happening and I'm in the middle of it.

You've never seen so many Santa's driving kias. It's like everywhere you look, there's a rental car with a

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