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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.

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We'll find out.

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Forget about that.

Apple announcement that's happening at the same time.

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There's nothing better than a whiteboard day, sounds racist, but it's not, it's not.

We'll get to that whiteboard.

Well today, Apple's got a big announcement, they're making a wearable birth control for

men.

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