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It said don't mean the other day, the thing that makes everything better, it's called

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Well what's going on here, oh here's some good news.

Greenland is back in play, so as you know, I'm sure all of you are up to date on your

Greenland history, but in 1979, Greenland did gain its autonomy from Denmark, but not entirely.

It's got a little bit of autonomy that it needs to get back, because Denmark still runs

some stuff over there, and they're putting together a little draft of a constitution

to get Denmark and other business, so that Greenland would be an independent country.

Let's hear it for Greenland, potential future, completely independent country.

Now this brings us to the following question.

What is the total size and capacity of the Greenland and military?

I wonder what kind of invasion force they could repel.

Well, I've never before considered conquering a foreign country, but I feel like if I could

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