Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's

called coffee with Scott Adams. I'm pretty sure that science has never

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your day's starting well but it could be even better and all you need for that is

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For the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine you have the day to think it makes

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at the end. Go. All right let's start out with. Did you all see the meme which

put Joe Biden's face on Dylan Mulvaney? Well you're going to see it now.

And ice cold, bud light. So good. I'll be right at all right everyone. So it's Friday night

I'm getting ready to go out. I'm feeling kind. Before I go out I've got a free game.

And the only way I free game is with. And ice cold, bud light. So good.

So there are some things that AI will be good for. So in case you were thinking AI,

what good is AI? There you go. That's what it's good for. 2024 election is going to be so much fun.

Oh my god it's going to be meme versus meme. All right so in other news there's a report of

three boats have been sunk in Europe by Orcas. Is there a difference between the Orca and the Whale?

Why does this story say Orcas? There is a difference?

Yeah okay. And Orcas not a Whale. It's a killer whale? Why can't I just call it a whale?

Because it's an Orca I guess. Well all right so these Orcas have sunk three boats but that's not the

amazing part. The amazing part is that they've been spotted teaching other Orcas how to do it.

That's right the war is on. Turns out that the animals have decided to turn on the humans and

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