Ta da, ta da da.

Rupee-dupee-buciğim.

Good morning, everybody and welcome

to the highlight of Civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams.

I doubt you've ever had more fun

in your entire life

so this could be the highlight.

And if you want to take it up to levels

that are unbelievable

and nobody could even imagine.

All you need

is a couple of mugger classic

tanker cell sustyne

and a Ken-te心 jocker flasga

vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the

unparalleled pleasure that don't mean any other day. It makes everything better. It's called

the simultaneous sip. It happens now, go. I shot her with happiness. No, you're probably not

getting that coffee mug, that's right. All right, I'd like to start with a controversial tweet

by a young man I started following recently, Jay Cartier, C-A-R-T-E-R-E. He says some nice

provocative Twitter stuff. So here's this tweet today. Happy wife equal miserable life,

because dedicating yourself to making someone happy is how you create terrible relationship.

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