Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization, which looks a little

bit less lighted than usual, but I think I could deal with that today.

If you would like your day to be the most amazing, amazing day in all the history of days,

all you need this day is a copper mugger, a glass of tanker, a cell system, a canteen,

a jug of flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee,

and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine in the day, the thing that

makes everything better.

You could probably feel your oxytocin starting to come online, can't you?

Can't you?

Yeah, this is called the simultaneous step.

Happens now, and it's the best thing that's ever happened.

Go.

Ah, and may I say happy 65th birthday to, to, I didn't catch the name, but what if you

was having a 65th birthday today?

So happy birthday.

Senior citizen, welcome to the club.

Well we got news all over the place, Dave Chappelle made a surprise, stand up, visit in San

Francisco, and he was a little distressed to find out what had happened to his, what he

calls his second home, San Francisco.

Apparently he was going into a restaurant, and as he was walking into the restaurant,

there was a, one of the freedom crappers was defecating in front of the restaurant.

Now I don't know about you, but that does not, that does not help my dining experience.

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