Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.

It's cold, coffee was got out of them, there's never been a fight in a moment,

and aren't you lucky to be here?

Yeah, you are.

And if you'd like your experience to go to levels which, well, it's hard to even imagine.

All you need is a cup of rumogger glass, a tanker, cell system, a gainty, and jugger flask,

a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure

that dopamine here in the day,

the thing that makes everything better, it's called

the simultaneous sip, but it happens now.

Go.

Well, Happy Mother's Day.

To all your mothers out there.

I hope you're having a good day.

And that sip was for you.

Well, there isn't a whole lot of interesting news,

but some of it's fun.

So Daniel Penny, the hero marine

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