May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. No, no, no, I was going to say something really funny, but I decided not to.

Adrift, with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hey up! Hello?

Hey up!

Hello? I thought I'd use a little northernism there at the beginning.

You've been up north, isn't you? I have been up north, I've had a couple of northery things going on since the last podcast, but I went up north last Tuesday I went to

Liverpool to record some bits and pieces for the American radio show I do about the

Beatles in fact I'll tell your story about that later but yeah I spent some time in the north I did a very embarrassing thing

Oh good good so the train was pulling into Liverpool and you know is in a rush to get off because I had to go and meet

somebody a tour guide who was going to drive me around these different places

with my microphone so I thought instead of waiting for the train to come to a halt and then standing up and going to

to disembark I thought I'm going to save some time by standing in the vestibule

on the train so that when it comes to a hole I think can then open the door and off I go.

You say seconds. Yeah seconds, seconds, valuable seconds.

And I did a terrible, terrible thing.

No, what did you do?

I misjudged which platform it was going to be.

So the door I was standing next to was the one next to the track.

That's the word. Because already the small crowd of people

had started congregating by the other door.

So I then was the last person in the vestibule together.

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